Diva Mizuki Portal

The titty physics alone deserve a scientific paper. Not a good one, mind you, something published in a journal that definitely doesn't exist. Diva Mizuki, that redhead with the absolutely absurd chest situation, gets yeeted into a Portal parody and honestly the setup is so thin you could use it as tracing paper. Something about a sperm gun. Ten levels. Whatever. I spent way too long on level four just watching her idle animation. The gun itself is this chunky white thing that fires, well, you know. And the puzzles are basically "where can we stick these portals so the goo hits her face or slides between those massive tits." There's this one moment where you angle a portal under her and another on the ceiling and the trajectory is just... chef's kiss. Stupid. Glorious. The minigame aspect kicks in when you actually have to aim the damn thing and the hitbox on her chest is generous in ways that would make a physicist weep. Titty fuck enthusiasts, your buffet has arrived. The art is deliberately jank. Like someone traced over a good drawing with their non-dominant hand and said "yeah, ship it." But that's the charm, right? Or maybe I'm coping. The sound design is basically two wet slaps and a moan that loops so aggressively it'll haunt your dreams. Diva Mizuki herself has the personality of a particularly enthusiastic mannequin but again, nobody's here for the dialogue trees. There's a level where the portal placement glitched and she just kept bouncing forever and I didn't fix it for a solid minute. That's content, baby.

• parody
• minigame
• titty fuck
• redhead
• big tits