Condo Desires v1.0

ok so you know that feeling when you boot a game and instantly realize the dev spent 90% of the budget on two character models and the rest is ms paint backgrounds? congrats, you found this condo visual novel thing. the blonde with the absolutely ridiculous sweater puppies takes up half the screen in her intro and i swear the perspective warps around them like a gravity well. then you talk to the redhead neighbor and its the same energy, just different hair color, massive honkers, no bra ever existed in this universe apparently. milf brunette upstairs has this weird walking animation where her hips do something that defies basic skeletal structure but you know what nobody is here for the walking sim part. there is this one voyeur scene through a window crack that felt so unhinged i had to screenshot it and send to the group chat at like some unreasonable hour when my brain stopped filtering what counts as normal content to share. you just stand there watching, the protag breathes louder. no gameplay. no stealth meter. just you and increasing heart rate and the pixelated shadow of a neighbor who somehow never closes her curtains. the dating sim dialogue is pure nonsense, like someone fed a chatbot a can of cheap beer and told it to roleplay as a divorced woman with boundary issues. romance? sure if you count picking between "hey nice tits" and "i noticed your plumbing needs fixing" as branching narrative. they wish this was hentai quality. the animations during the blowjob scenes loop at exactly the wrong speed so it looks like she's either buffering or trying to dislocate her jaw. still. the community mods are the real filth, someone replaced all the character textures with increasingly absurd proportions and now the condo looks like a deflated balloon convention. not complaining. i just wish the trust fund subplot about condo fees went somewhere. probably wont. who cares.

• big boobs
• big tits
• redhead
• hentai
• brunette