Mind Control Your Chief

Boss on the screen, big tits barely contained in a jacket, gave me a look. You know the one. So I'm sitting there, this new hire, and she's already doing that thing with her pen. The whole "interview" is just a setup, obvious from the first click. Didn't even pretend otherwise. You pick some dialogue, it's janky as hell, grammar's all over the place, and then suddenly her pants are gone and you're face first. The cunnilingus scene just... appears. No smooth lead in, just a hard cut to the action. Felt like the dev got bored with writing the talky bits and slammed the fast forward button straight to the money shot. Not that I'm complaining, exactly. The art has that skeevy hentai vibe, lines a bit rough, but the blush on her cheeks was a nice touch when you select the "better" option. And what I can do is pretty bad. That's a direct quote from the game's own description, and honestly, respect for the honesty. Don't see that often. A dev calling their own work bad before you even start. The whole thing crashes if you click around on her tits too much during the second scene, right before the pickup line that makes absolutely no sense. Something about a stapler? I was trying to sneak in a quick session on my phone during a real boring meeting about quarterly projections, and the bug just reminded me of my own impending doom. Like, we're both crashing and burning in an office setting, me and this poorly coded protagonist. The whole thing is unpolished trash but in an almost charming way, like a sketch on a napkin. You get what you came for, a quick bit of badly drawn office fucking, and then it kicks you back to the title screen without so much as a "thanks for the cum." The creator shouts out their father as "Dad" and their mother as "DAD2" in the credits which is the most baffling hidden detail I've ever seen. Can't even rate it, what's the score for that? A perfect mess out of ten.

• boss
• pickup
• cunnilingus
• interview
• hentai