Fridas: Down Below

So I'm clicking through this thing, right, and my brain keeps doing that dial-up modem screech because it's FNAF but make it furry and horny. Not what I expected from a parody. The robot wolf lady, Chica I guess but not really, has these massive tits that just. They're there. In every scene. Physics are a suggestion, like someone told the animator boobs float and he just ran with it. Not complaining. The visual novel setup is jank as hell. Choices pop up and half the time I'm not sure if I'm picking a dialogue option or accidentally agreeing to get stuffed in a suit. Which, in this version, might not be the worst thing. There's this one path where you hide under the desk, classic move, but instead of jumpscare you get a facefull of robo-crotch. The text describes it in that weird translated hentai way, all "your face is meeting her warmth" and I snorted my drink. But also kept clicking. The big tits tag isn't lying, it's like the artist discovered the scale tool and never looked back. Sometimes it works, sometimes she looks like a balloon animal about to pop. The furry aspect is more kemono style, fluffy ears and tails slapped on metal bodies. Makes no sense but neither does a pizzeria with killer animatronics so whatever. Wish there was more actual game here. It's mostly clicking through text and occasionally getting a CG that's surprisingly detailed for how unpolished the rest is. The robot tag is doing heavy lifting, lots of panel lines and shiny surfaces that catch light wrong. One scene with Foxy, or the fox one anyway, had this weird moment where her jaw unhinged and I couldn't tell if it was a bug or a feature. Probably both. The parody part is thin, more like they borrowed names and then just did their own thing. Which is fine. I'm not here for lore accuracy. Just wish the text didn't sometimes overlap itself or that one background wasn't clearly a stretched jpeg from Google Images. But then the next scene hits and I forget what I was mad about.

• big boobs
• visual novel
• furry
• robot
• big tits