The Penthouse

god the timing in these scenes is completely whack. one second you're just some wolf guy walking into The Penthouse, very standard furry nightclub stuff, then suddenly you're balls deep in the bathroom because you picked the wrong dialogue option. not wrong as in bad, wrong as in i didn't expect the jackrabbit to just bend over the sink like that. the whole thing runs on this weird logic where eye contact equals consent and somehow every furry in the building wants to fuck. i spent maybe too long in the parking lot? there's this raccoon by the dumpster and the whole sequence is oddly specific. the sounds too. someone definitely recorded actual wet noises for this. the cheating tag makes sense once you find the back rooms. VIP section is where things get actually twisted. there's this whole setup with a camera and the game just... lets it happen. then it becomes A Thing. like now you've got tapes. literal sex tapes piling up in some inventory menu i didn't even know existed until hour two. the pickup mechanics are basically nonexistent. you just click and things happen. no skill checks, no charm meter, just pure animal instinct encoded in very questionable HTML. wish the torture tag was more than just some spanking and fuzzy handcuffs though. they really play it safe for something tagged that way. anyway the alternatives tag means multiple endings i think, but i kept getting the one where the bull bouncer catches you with his girl. every. single. time. maybe the dating sim elements actually work if you're not just clicking everything. i dunno, the whole thing feels like someone's messy commission project that somehow got way more elaborate than planned. the night club itself loops weirdly too, like you'll walk through the same hallway and suddenly the decor changes. not a bug apparently. just how it is.

• game
• pickup
• tortue
• cheats
• sex tape