The Life Of A Streamer v0.1

Right, so Silvergate City. College kid, suddenly famous streamer, and apparently every mom in a ten mile radius has decided he's the main course. The art is that deliberately rough 2D style, like someone sketched it during a particularly horny lecture and just ran with it. Faces sometimes go a bit wonky but honestly? The tits don't. And that's clearly where the effort budget went. Massive, gravity defying, "how does her spine work" level stuff. Asses too. You pick dialogue choices and suddenly you're balls deep in your roommate's mother because you said her casserole was nice. The humor is actually there. Some of the dialogue made me snort my drink. It knows it's ridiculous. You're this big shot streamer but also somehow stumbling into MILF traps every five minutes like a horny Scooby Doo episode. The school setting is just a backdrop for finding more older women to disappoint your own parents with. Romance paths? Sure, if you want to be a one woman guy. But the game practically winks at you to be a complete manwhore. I tried the "nice guy" route for five minutes and ended up with a professor's hand down my pants anyway. The pacing is like a microwave meal. Hot, fast, and probably bad for you in the long run. What was I saying? Oh right. The choices. Sometimes they matter, sometimes it feels like the game just wants to show you another pair of tits regardless of what you click. Which, fine. I'm not complaining. There's this one scene with a neighbor lady and a broken sink that's just... chef's kiss. Pure logic free fantasy. The adventure tag is generous. You adventure from one bedroom to another. I'd give it the "Most Efficient Use of a Protagonist's Pelvis" award. No question. The mystery they mention in the description? I forgot to look for it. Too distracted. Maybe it's a metaphor for where all these women's bras keep disappearing to.

• milf
• big ass
• school setting
• Male Protagonist
• choice