What Hole

Look, the handbag. That's what this all about. Some shiny overpriced piece of leather this girl needs, and her brain is completely empty except for that and a vague understanding of how knees work. It's almost admirable. The whole setup is like a tutorial for bad decisions. You're this chick, right, and your skill tree is literally just... mouth stuff and hand stuff. That's the RPG element, I guess. You start with a handjob, which feels like the tutorial level of degeneracy, and then grind your way up. Experience points. For sucking dick through a hole in a wall. I keep thinking about the wall. Who maintains it? Is there a cleaning fee? Anyway. The thing is, it's a real model, but filtered through this crunchy anime hentai lens that makes it feel like a weird dream you'd have after looking at too many jpegs. Sometimes the text choices pop up and you think, would this character actually say that? Then you remember her entire motivation is a handbag and you just click whatever gets the stranger on the other side to make a noise. The blowjob scenes are the main course obviously, once you unlock them, and they don't skimp on the sloppy details. The sound design is honestly... wait, is there sound? I think I had my own music playing. Might have been grinding my teeth. Can't remember. The adventure tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because the only exploring you do is of some dude's anatomy you never even see. Gloryhole games are always a gamble because the anonymity is hot but the visuals can get repetitive fast, a wall is a wall, and here they try to break it up with the whole RPG stat-gaining thing. It works until it doesn't. I wish there was more variety in the strangers, like give me an orc or something, commit to the fantasy. But no, just a girl, her empty wallet, and a succession of cocks poking through drywall waiting for her to level up her technique. The handbag better be made of gold.

• blowjob
• adventure
• hentai
• stranger
• handjob