PokerJerk on 3

The blonde folds her cards and I swear she does it slower just to watch me watch her. That's the whole game basically. Three girls, one table, and you're swapping cards like a degenerate while they peel off layers. The redhead in those jeans that must be painted on, the brunette with the lace thing that's barely holding on. I've played enough strip poker sims to know the drill but this one has a weird charm. The card switching mechanic is stupid simple. You get a hand, you see what they're showing, and you trade. Sometimes the trade feels rigged in your favor, sometimes the brunette smirks like she knows something. I lost a hand on purpose just to see what the redhead would do next and she did this little shimmy thing with her hips. Worth it. The real model photos are grainy in that specific way that makes it feel like a late night cable show from 2003. Not complaining. One thing that bugs me, the blonde's striptease animation loops weird after the third win. Like she's stuck between poses for half a second. Nobody else does that. Maybe she's just nervous. I keep going back to her though, there's something about the way she bites her lip when you call her bluff. The poker itself is barely poker, more like a matching game with extra steps, but you're not here for the strategy. You're here to see how far the jeans can slide down before the game cuts to the next round. And they do slide.

• lingerie
• poker
• striptease
• erotic
• jeans