Chichi and Goku super lovemaking

The whole premise is basically a shitpost given form, right? Like someone looked at Gohan going Super Saiyan at age, what, nine? and thought, yeah, the only logical explanation is that Goku’s Super Saiyan jizz is some kind of potent mutagenic serum. Forget Zenkai boosts, forget latent hybrid potential, it's all about the irradiated Saiyan baby batter. The animation here is rough, deliberately so, with that sort of janky Flash-era tweening that makes Chichi's back arch in a way that suggests her spine is made of rubber bands. Her expression is locked in this permanent grimace, biting her lip so hard you'd think she's trying to chew through steel. It's not sexy pain, it's just... pain. The whole thing feels like a Newgrounds submission from 2005 that somehow gained sentience. And yet. There's a toggle for the classic Bruce Faulconer-esque rock soundtrack. You click it on and suddenly this absurd, anatomically questionable pounding gets this layer of epic, screaming guitar. It's the most ridiculous thing, hearing that intense music while Goku just jackhammers away with a completely blank stare, his hair still perfectly spiked. The sound design is basically just a wet slapping noise on loop, fighting for dominance with the music. I spent an unreasonable amount of time just flicking the music on and off, watching the scene shift from a bad hentai clip to a bad hentai clip that thinks it's the climax of a world-saving battle. The disconnect is so profound it circles back around to being genuinely funny. There's no game here, really. It's a single looping animation with a music button. The "lore" in the description is more entertaining than the visual, a straight-faced justification for why these kids are so strong that hinges entirely on the power of Super Saiyan semen. Chichi's just there, a vessel for this overpowered genetic material, her huge, poorly rigged tits flopping with each thrust. It's stupid. It's so, so stupid. I think I love it? The whole thing feels like a joke you're not sure you're in on, but you're laughing anyway because the execution is just so earnest in its jankiness. It doesn't try to be good, it just is what it is, a weird little slice of fan-made nonsense that understands the only way to handle a concept this dumb is to play the epic music completely straight while everything else falls apart.

• big boobs
• chi chi
• big ass
• dbz
• big cock