Haruhara Haruko

A dick on the forehead. That's the first thing you see and honestly, it sets the tone perfectly. It's not trying to be subtle or classy, it's just this weird, horny mess straight out of a fever dream. The redhead, Haruko, she's there from FLCL, and she's got that same manic energy but now she's just... ready to go. The whole thing feels like someone scribbled a fantasy on a napkin and then actually coded it. The art is rough, deliberately unpolished, like a sketch that got colored in by someone who was way too excited to finish. It's not pretty but it's got this grimy charm. You just click buttons. Top left corner. That's the whole mechanic. Click to change positions, click to make the guy with the forehead dick do his thing. Then a robot shows up. A robot. For a threesome. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the robot's metal parts would even feel good before I realized I was thinking harder than the developer did. The animations are janky, the loops are awkward, and sometimes a limb will just... be in the wrong place. But there's something about the sloppiness that makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine in a ditch. The cumshot and creampie finishes are exactly what you expect, messy and unceremonious, just splattered across the screen with no fanfare. The sound design is basically nonexistent. Some wet slaps that might just be a stock effect from 2005. Haruko's expression never really changes, that same wide eyed look whether she's taking the forehead monster or the robot's chrome attachment. It's broken in ways that made me laugh out loud. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that somehow became playable. I can't say it's good. I can't even say I liked it. But I clicked through every scene twice, so what does that say about me?

• cumshot
• redhead
• haruko haruhara
• flcl
• anime