Grok and Ravage Fun Time v1.0

Fucking hell, another Warcraft parody. My son keeps looking over my shoulder, asking why Jaina has those... proportions. What am I supposed to say? She's been hitting the gym? The tits on her are bigger than her head, and the areola situation is frankly medically concerning. But here I am, alt-tabbing at work because the office is dead and my brain needs something stupid. The whole thing is just two orcs, Grok and Ravage, doing exactly what you'd expect to Jaina Proudmoore. Garrosh is there too, watching or something, I don't know. The sound design is what got me. Wet, sloppy noises that made me panic and fumble for my volume mixer. Thought my headphones disconnected. Nope. Just very enthusiastic audio work. The big cleavage shots are so aggressive they loop back around to being funny. Like someone took a physics engine and said "no, bigger, ignore gravity completely." Animation is rough, deliberately so. Feels like a Newgrounds flash from 2006 that someone forgot to polish. And that's fine, actually. The ravage tag isn't kidding around. It's straightforward, no puzzles, no dialogue trees. Just click and watch the orc dicks do their thing. Big penis tag earned its spot. Jaina's thighs could crush a watermelon. The whole thing is absurd. My coworker walked by and I had to fake a coughing fit while closing seventeen tabs. Why is Garrosh even there? Standing in the corner like a disappointed gym teacher. The game doesn't explain. Maybe that's the point. I spent more time wondering about his narrative purpose than anything else. The whole thing is maybe five minutes long if you're slow. I've replayed it twice now. Not sure what that says about me.

• wow
• world of warcraft
• big breasts
• big thighs
• ravage