Cross Dimensions v0.10 Alpha

Right from the jump Cross Dimensions doesn't pretend to be something it's not. That loading screen is janky, the UI looks like it was slapped together in a weekend, and the first thing you see is Starfire's tits rendered in that weird AI CG style where the nipples are just slightly off center. Not complaining. Actually I am complaining but also I kept clicking so what does that say about me. The whole premise is a fever dream. You're some dude who has to free an ancient being from a cube by, and I'm not making this up, dating and corrupting characters from completely different shows. Rias Gremory from Highschool DxD is standing next to Gwen from Total Drama Island and they're both looking at you like you're supposed to make sense of this. The point and click mechanics are barebones, you just cycle through dialogue options that range from awkward flirting to straight up asking for oral sex. There's no subtlety. Raven from Teen Titans shows up at some point and her corruption arc happens so fast I forgot what her original personality was supposed to be. The romance tag is generous, this is more like transactional hentai logic where enough correct clicks equals sex scene. The AI CG is a mixed bag. Sometimes Rias looks almost right, other times her proportions are so exaggerated she'd tip over. Big tits everywhere obviously, that's the whole point, but the inconsistency is jarring. One scene Starfire's face is perfect, next scene she's got an extra finger and her eyes are melting. The male protagonist is barely a character, just a faceless vehicle for the crossover nonsense. And yet. And yet I found myself reloading saves to see if Gwen's corruption path had different dialogue than Raven's. It doesn't really, but the anticipation of what weird anatomical disaster the next CG would bring kept me going. The oral sex scenes are explicit enough, I guess, if you can ignore the occasional rendering artifact that makes it look like someone's jaw is dislocating. The parody element is doing heavy lifting here because without recognizing these characters the whole thing would just be a confusing mess of poorly generated hentai. But I recognized them. So I stayed. That's on me.

• total drama
• gwen
• raven
• corruption
• high school dxd