Superheroes Suck

The first time you get your dick sucked in this game it’s behind a dumpster. Not exactly the penthouse fantasy but that’s the whole deal here, right? Superheroes Suck knows what it is. Some guy with powers he barely understands ends up in a costume that looks like it was stitched together from old yoga mats and suddenly he’s trading blows with street thugs and trading fluids with a woman whose tits have their own gravitational pull. The CG hentai style is that particular flavor of early 2000s where everyone’s skin looks like polished plastic and the cumshots could drown a small animal. I spent way too long on the second scene trying to figure out if her left nipple was actually bigger than the right or if it was just the angle. It was the angle. Probably. The adventure bits are basically clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to the same place, which is fine because nobody’s here for the nuanced storytelling about a bored guy who accidentally becomes a vigilante. The writing has this weird charm though, like someone translated a porno script through three different languages and then back to English. At one point the main character says something about justice being “thick in the air” and I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was intentional. The oral scenes are where the game puts in actual effort. There’s this one sequence with the superhero partner, the one with the ridiculous cleavage window in her suit, where the animation loops but in that hypnotic way where you don’t notice you’ve been watching for five minutes. The sound design is just wet noises layered over what I think is stock city ambience. Sirens in the background while someone’s getting their soul sucked out through their cock. Very immersive. The big tits tag is not lying, by the way. These things defy physics in a way that would make actual superheroes jealous. I wish there was more variety in the positions but what’s there gets the job done. The whole thing feels like finding a dirty magazine in a bus station, unpolished and kind of gross but you’re not throwing it away either.

• oral sex
• blowjob
• big tits
• cg hentai
• adventure