History Quiz 2

Right, so the creator's note says they fixed the hitboxes and the text sliding off screen from the last one. That's the kind of honesty you don't see much. The whole thing feels like someone's messy bedroom project, and I mean that as a compliment. You get a history question, you answer right, clothes come off. Simple. But the drawings have this weird charm, like they were traced from a textbook then given awkwardly proportioned boobs. The less manly looking females thing is a direct quote from the dev, and honestly, they still look like they could arm wrestle you, but there's a strange appeal in that. It's not polished, it's not smooth, it's got the energy of a Newgrounds submission from 2006 that got lost in a server crash and was just resurrected. The quiz part itself. I got a question about the Treaty of Versailles wrong and the failure screen was just a static image with a text blurb that felt almost passive aggressive. I wish the wrong answers had their own lewd punishments, you know? A little something for the losers. But that's not happening. The variable ending screens are a nice touch though, depending on your score you get a different flavor of "congrats, here's tits." The whole thing runs in a browser tab, no fuss, which is perfect for when you're supposed to be doing something else. Like, I had it open next to my actual work spreadsheet. The juxtaposition of 19th century geopolitics and crudely drawn nudity is a specific kind of brain rot I can get behind. What kind of sicko gets the most out of this? Someone who unironically enjoys the "history buff but make it horny" niche. If you've ever paused a documentary to get a better look at a painting of a nude, this is your jam. The dev mentions doing a WW1 quiz next, ramming together everything they learned. I'm genuinely curious if the Somme will be a question and what the reward for getting it right looks like. Probably a poorly drawn flapper with her tits out. The attention whore comment in the description is peak self awareness. It's a quiz, it's porn, it's broken in ways that make it memorable. Don't expect a smooth ride. Expect to laugh at a nipple that's been placed like a sticker on a ribcage.

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• quiz
• history
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