Horny Simpsons

The memory card mechanic here is actually broken and I don't mean that as a complaint. You flip two tiles and if they match, they stay. Standard stuff. But the art on these cards, my god. Marge's hair alone takes up like half the tile and it's drawn with this weird attention to detail that the rest of the game doesn't have. Homer looks like someone traced a screenshot then got distracted halfway through his face. The inconsistency is almost charming, like finding a well-drawn dick on a bathroom stall next to a stick figure. Level 4 is where I got stuck for way too long. Nine pairs of cards and one of them is just Homer's expression changing slightly. You'd think the yellow skin would make it easy but no, the artist decided to use three different shades of yellow across the cards so color matching doesn't work. I kept clicking the same wrong Marge tile like some kind of pavlovian response gone wrong. The bonus pictures unlock after clearing levels and honestly they're the only reason to push through. One of them has Marge in a position that defies both anatomy and the laws of physics as we understand them. Her spine would need to be made of rubber. I respect that commitment to ignoring reality. The whole thing runs in browser which means I can't even blame my shitty laptop for the lag when too many cards flip at once. There's this moment in level 7 where the game just... pauses. Not crashed, just thinking about its life choices for a solid four seconds. I wish there was a way to turn off the sound effects because the "wrong match" noise is just a stock Windows error sound and it activates something primal in my brain that makes me want to close the tab. The gallery fills up slowly and you'll probably finish in one sitting if you have the patience of someone who's played actual hentai games before. This ain't no HuniePop but it's also not pretending to be. It knows what it is. A memory game where you jerk off to poorly drawn Simpsons characters. Sometimes that's enough.

• parody
• marge simpson
• marge
• homer simpson
• hentai