Hypno Town v0.1.6 SE

That pokeporn tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting, isn't it. Fired up this Gloria dating sim thing on my phone during lunch break, hiding in the bathroom stall like a degenerate. The whole setup is honestly more unhinged than I expected. Hilbert's car crashes, his Hypno fucks off into the wild, and now Nuvema Town is some kind of human-pokemon free love zone. What. The Professor Juniper model looks like she's seen things, man. Her textures are weirdly shiny, like she's sweating existential dread instead of arousal. And Flannery. Why does Flannery look like she's been inflated with a bicycle pump? Big tits tag is an understatement, it's almost body horror territory but somehow still working for me. The animation loops are janky, sometimes a leg clips through a chair and you just have to live with it. Sound design. There's this one moan track they reuse for like four different characters. Serena, Nurse Joy, Hilda. Same exact gasp every time. It's so lazy it circles back to being iconic. Started associating it with my own shame. The gay content with Cheren and Tupp was a surprise, not my thing usually but the writing is so absurd I couldn't stop clicking. Rapp's scenes are animated with what feels like genuine contempt for anatomy. Blaziken's proportions. Don't even ask. Lana's scene near the water had some weird lighting bug that made her look like a ghost. A horny ghost. Maybe the funniest part is the plot trying to be serious about this "free relationship zone" while Delia Ketchum is literally in the next room. The whole thing runs like garbage on my phone, browser chugging, but I keep coming back to it. What's wrong with me. Hermione's in this too, for some reason. A fantasy parody crossover nobody asked for. The Tsareena animation is actually smooth though, someone on the team definitely had a favorite. Mallow's route glitched out completely and I never got to finish it. Never resolved that. Don't even care. This game is a mess and I've already unlocked half the gallery. The Hypno never comes back by the way. Or does he. I forget.

• Male Protagonist
• lana
• big ass
• 3dcg
• mallow