Race of Life Act 1 v1.04.5

I don't know what I expected from a game called something like Street Heat or whatever. Jake is this guy, right, divorced, thinks he's hot shit. And the game agrees with him, which is the first problem. He walks around with this smug little sprite face and every woman he meets basically trips over herself to get his attention. My kid could be playing this? The sex scenes just... happen. There's no real build up. You click a dialogue option that's basically "be a cocky asshole" and suddenly there's tits everywhere. The anatomy is all over the place, like someone learned to draw from bad hentai and just ran with it. One woman's back arched so much I thought her spine would snap. The racing part is a joke. You pick a car, the screen shakes a bit, and then you win or lose based on some number I couldn't figure out. I spent way too long trying to see if the car upgrades actually changed anything visually. They don't. It's just a different colored rectangle. But you need the money from these races to unlock the next sex scene, so you grind through this boring minigame while Jake makes comments about how great he is. There's this one mechanic chick, Maria or something, who actually calls him out on his bullshit, and for a second I thought the game might have some self-awareness. But no, two clicks later she's bent over a tool bench. The sound design during these scenes is just wet slapping noises on a loop. It sounds like someone punching a lasagna. I guess if you just want a slideshow of poorly drawn women with dialogue that sounds like it was translated through three different languages, this does that. The "best path" the description mentions just means picking the woman with the biggest chest. There's no story. Jake doesn't rebuild anything except maybe his spank bank. The whole thing feels greasy, and not in a fun, intentional way. More like finding a sticky magazine under a bus seat.