New Hokage Servant: Naruto Parody Game - v0.2

So I'm Yu Kagami, right? Some guy who got saved by Lady Tsunade and now I'm her servant. Fine. Whatever. The game starts and I'm just... there. In her office. And she's got these massive tits just resting on the desk like they own the place. Which they probably do. I clicked around for like ten minutes just trying to figure out if I could touch them. You can. Eventually. The sandbox thing is weird because half the time I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. Something strange in the village, the description said. I'm running around talking to Ino and she's giving me this look, and I'm thinking okay, maybe this is going somewhere, but then I have to go find Shizune and she's in the hospital and there's this whole thing with internal view during the scenes that caught me off guard. Like, you see everything. Anko shows up later and I forgot she was even in this, but there she is, and the creampie finish is animated which, I mean, points for effort I guess. Kurenai's arc makes no sense. She's supposed to be this serious jonin but then she's bent over a table and I'm just watching the animation loop and wondering if I missed a dialogue option somewhere. Probably did. The Ayame scene in the ramen shop felt like it was from a completely different game, tone wise. One minute I'm investigating weird village stuff, next minute I'm balls deep in the Ichiraku girl while the broth gets cold. Moegi is there too? I think? She looked older than I remember, which was a choice. The art is 2D and sometimes it's actually pretty good, like with Hinata's scene where she's all shy but then the internal view kicks in and it's surprisingly detailed. Other times, Sakura's face looks like she's seen some shit she can't unsee. Which, fair. The MILF tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting with Tsunade obviously, but Shizune counts too I guess. The whole thing feels like someone's very specific fantasy got turned into a game and nobody bothered to edit it. I kept playing anyway.

• creampie
• hinata hyuga
• animated
• 2dcg
• shizune