Demon Slayer Corps' Secret Training Sessions

Shinobu’s tits jiggle in a way that makes no sense. The merge mechanic is basically just slapping two shacks together to make a slightly bigger shack, and then suddenly she’s bent over a training post with her uniform hiked up. I don’t know why I kept clicking. The logic puzzles are insultingly easy, like they’re designed for a concussed toddler, but the payoff is a close up of Kanao’s blank, creepy stare while her fingers are... you know. Doing that thing. It’s hot in a detached, clinical way, like watching a medical diagram suddenly get filthy. The whole thing is a mess of timers and waiting. You’re building this headquarters, right? But it’s just a grid. I forgot what I was merging halfway through because Nezuko’s muzzle is off in one of the unlockable screens and Tanjirou is just... there. Watching. His dead, pixelated eyes haunt me. The art for the sex scenes is actually pretty detailed, which is a shock because the rest of the game looks like a spreadsheet had a stroke. Shinobu’s smile is all wrong, too wide, and it’s the most disturbing thing I’ve ever fapped to. I complained about the sound, there is none, just a deafening silence while you watch these characters get railed in a bamboo forest. It feels like you’re a ghost perving on a diorama. The minigame where you sort demon parts is stupid. I failed it on purpose to see if there was a punishment scene. There wasn’t. Just a generic “try again” pop up that blocked Kanao’s bare ass. I nearly closed the tab. But then the final merge hit and unlocked a full on orgy in the Butterfly Mansion and my brain just short circuited. The proportions are insane. Tanjirou’s head is too small for his body. I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s a broken, horny little puzzle box that hates you.

• puzzle
• shinobu kochou
• kamado tanjirou
• merge
• logic