Life with Mary

Mary's been crashing at my place for maybe a week in this visual novel thing and I still can't figure out if the dialogue tree is broken or if the writer just gave up halfway through. You're supposed to be this rich dude, right? Successful, quiet life, whatever. Your buddy Mike, total horndog, dumps his blonde daughter on you and suddenly every conversation option leads to her bending over the kitchen counter. Not complaining exactly but like, where's the buildup? One minute I'm offering her a glass of water, next thing the CG switches and she's got her tongue down my throat. The transition is so jarring I thought my browser crashed. The art's that standard CG hentai style where everyone looks vaguely like they've been airbrushed within an inch of their life. Mary's got this impossibly tiny waist and the kind of expression that screams "I was drawn by someone who's never seen a real woman orgasm." There's this one scene, right, where she's straddling you on the couch and her eyes roll back so far I genuinely thought the image file corrupted. Made me laugh so hard I had to close seventeen other tabs just to focus. The writing's got that weird translated feel, like someone ran it through Google Translate three times and called it a day. "You consider it your duty to make sure that your friend's daughter is well taken care of" yeah okay buddy, real subtle framing device there. I spent more time trying to figure out why the sound effects cut out randomly than actually engaging with the "story." The clicking noise during scenes, when it works, sounds like someone tapping a desk with a pencil. Not exactly the immersive experience I was promised. And why does Mike disappear after the first five screens? The whole premise revolves around this dude's daughter living with you and he just, what, evaporates? Guess that's convenient. Mary's got two modes: innocent "thank you for letting me stay" and "let's fuck in the laundry room" with absolutely nothing in between. The blonde hair physics during the animated bits, what little there are, look like they were rigged by someone learning Spine for the first time. Still, the scenes themselves are explicit enough if that's all you're here for. Just don't expect the "dating" tag to mean anything beyond clicking through text boxes until clothes fall off. The old and young dynamic is there I guess, if you squint, but it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window.

• friends
• dating
• visual novel
• cg hentai
• blonde