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Lisa Gym Test
- Rank
- #8
- Rating
- 2.6 / 1
- Plays
- 7,840
- Added
- 2018-04-12
Lisa's left nipple sits at a weird angle. Can't stop staring at it. The whole gym thing was already goofy, this Mr. Shoehorn character yelling about his "fit test" with the sexual tension of a broken elevator, and then there's her chest. One tit defies physics while the other just hangs there, like the artist got bored halfway through. But here's the thing. The music. Whoever did the audio for this mess understood something profound about how sex and rhythm work together. There's this bassline that kicks in when Shoehorn starts his... examinations. A funky, sleazy loop that sounds like it was recorded in someone's bathroom at 4am. Not good, exactly. Too compressed, crackling at the edges. But it has groove, this sticky, almost embarrassing groove that worms into your skull. Caught myself humming it while making coffee later. That's the mark of something, right? When technically broken audio follows you into daylight. The trainer's cock, when it finally appears, is absurd. Proportions all wrong, color like a bad spray tan. Clicking through the scenes feels mechanical, the usual trainer-game progression where the girl gets increasingly corrupted by the workout. Lisa's expressions shift from confused to... something else, though her face remains weirdly static, like a doll learning to emote. One frame her mouth is a tiny "o" of surprise, next frame she's taking the whole thing with zero transition. Not exactly masterclass animation. Honestly, Mr. Shoehorn's angry red face made me laugh more than anything. Those bulging eyes. The way he gestures. There's a glitch maybe, or a design choice, where his dick clips through her stomach during one scene, and it becomes this accidental body horror moment that's somehow hotter than the intended eroticism. Or maybe I've just been desensitized by too many polish-free hentai games. The gym equipment sits there, unused. Nobody's actually working out. Just this aggressive dude with a black cock that defies biology and a girl whose tits occupy different dimensions. Soundtrack still slaps though. Wish I could extract that bassline, loop it properly without the grunting. But you can't, and you won't be able to, and that's exactly what makes it memorable. Broken shit you can't fix.
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