What a Legend! v0.7.05

So I'm clicking around this game, right, and the whole premise is this dude wants to get laid, classic. But then it goes completely off the rails with some mysterious lady and suddenly you're on a quest. The art is 2D, kind of that unpolished Flash game vibe, but somehow it works because everyone is ridiculously stacked. Like, physics defying big tits everywhere. Not complaining. The point and click stuff is simple, you just poke around the city. I spent way too long in the voyeurism sandbox parts, just watching scenes through windows. There's this one milf character, unhappy housewife situation, and the groping mechanics are so blunt. You just click on her chest and the animation plays. It's not subtle. Then later you get sex toys involved and the whole thing becomes this weird collect-a-thon of perverted items. I wish the humor landed more consistently. Some jokes are just... flat. But then a magical creature shows up with a completely deadpan line about your quest and I snorted. The dating sim elements are there but don't expect deep conversations. You're mostly clicking on body parts until the vaginal sex scenes trigger. They're animated, looped, get the job done. The male protagonist is a blank slate, which is fine, he's just a vehicle for the fantasy. I got stuck for ten minutes because I didn't realize I had to use a specific toy from my inventory on a specific character. No hint, nothing. Just pixel hunting. The sandbox freedom is cool until it's not. Anyway, the whole "become a legend" thing is just an excuse to bang everything that moves, and honestly, respect.

• animated
• fantasy
• sex toys
• point and click
• groping