Lussuria Academy Chapter 2

The character creator is broken. Not like crash to desktop broken, more like I spent twenty minutes tweaking ear fluff density on a cat girl and now I can't unsee that the slider goes to eleven but the preview only shows maybe a seven. That's the kind of thing that sticks with you, you know? Like when you're at a party and someone's foundation doesn't match their neck. Anyway. Lussuria Academy. Right. So you're the token human, the control group in a furry social experiment run by a principal who signs her letters with a cursive font that probably smells like lavender and bad decisions. The whole setup feels like one of those dreams where you show up to class naked except here everyone else is wearing fur and you're the weird bald ape. First day, a wolf girl with glasses that are definitely just for show corners me in the library. Her dialogue is like, "Oh, you must be the human. How... fascinating." And the way the text box lingered on fascinating, I knew exactly where this was going. The writing isn't subtle. It's about as subtle as a brick through a window with a note tied to it that says "we're going to bang later." The art has this soft, almost watercolor thing going on, which makes the explicit scenes hit different. It's like looking at a painting your grandma would hang in the guest bathroom, if your grandma was into, uh, very specific interspecies diplomacy. There's a scene with a bunny teacher after class that I won't describe because I'm still processing it, but let's just say the carrot metaphor gets thoroughly explored. The pacing is weird though, like a microwave that cooks the edges of your food to lava while the center stays frozen. You'll be reading three screens of lore about magical academy history and then suddenly a fox girl is asking if you want to "study anatomy" and you have maybe two dialogue choices, both of which lead to the same place just with different flavored text. I keep clicking back to the character creator. That ear fluff slider. It said eleven. I saw it. The game gaslighting me about ear fluff. That's the real scandal here, not the bunny teacher thing.

• academy
• sexy
• adult
• nsfw
• furry