Maya's Mission v0.6a

Wait, is this actually a parody game or just straight up porn? Because I fired it up expecting some goofy lawyer stuff with tits, and what I got was... well, mostly tits. The whole thing is this point and click Ace Attorney knockoff where Phoenix and Maya are investigating Bluecorp or something, I don't know, I was too busy staring at the character designs. They got the courtroom vibe down though, the music even sounds familiar, but then Maya's chest is just... there. Right in your face. Big tits everywhere. I mean literally every female character. The weirdest mechanic is this WE-TRACK-U-5000 thing where you can spy on Maya when she's not with you. Voyeurism central. You just watch her go about her day, getting changed, showering, whatever. It's creepy but also why am I clicking on it every chance I get? The corruption tag makes sense because you start noticing things happening to her when she's off screen. Netorare elements creeping in. I'm sitting there like "Phoenix my dude you might want to check on your assistant" but also I'm collecting trading cards of all the girls? There's minigames too, actual minigames, and I forgot to mention those exist until just now because the card collection thing is weirdly addictive. Some of the dialogue is genuinely funny in that Phoenix Wright way, the localization team clearly knew what they were doing, but then a sex scene happens and it's like whiplash. I wish the card game had more depth, the drop rates are terrible and I spent way too long trying to get one specific card that I'm not going to name. The art is inconsistent, some scenes look great and others look like someone rushed through them. But that one scene with Maya and the... you know what, never mind. The game works on mobile too which is convenient but also dangerous because now I'm playing this on my phone like some degenerate. The corruption arc is slow but when it hits, it hits different. I just wish there was more actual mystery solving between all the... distractions.

• point and click
• click
• parody
• Male Protagonist
• voyeurism