Rogue Courier 1: The Sudden Burden

The captain thing is a lie. You don't captain shit. You click play and the whole thing just... happens. Like watching a very horny screensaver. The ship flies itself, the missions complete themselves, your character fucks whoever without you touching a single button. I kept waiting for a dialogue choice or a navigation prompt but nope. Just sit there with your hand in your pants while the game plays itself. The sex scenes though. Fuck. The artist clearly spent all their time on the cumshots and zero time on making this an actual RPG. There's this one scene with the blue-skinned alien in the engine room, her tits bouncing while she's bent over a console, and the animation is genuinely hot. Fluid physics on point. The way her ass ripples when the captain thrusts in, you can almost feel it. But then you realize you didn't make that happen. You didn't earn it. The game just decided "okay now sex time" and you watched like a creep outside a window. The courier girl gets railed in the cargo bay later, her uniform torn open, and the voice acting is surprisingly decent for a game that otherwise forgot to include gameplay. She's moaning and begging and it's hot as hell but also I'm just sitting here. Clicking nothing. My keyboard might as well be unplugged. The spaceship setting is wasted. All these cool corridors and alien planets in the background and you never get to explore them. The hentai tag is doing heavy lifting because that's literally all there is. Sex scenes trigger automatically between loading screens. I guess if you want a fap material slideshow with some really quality art, this works. But calling it an RPG is like calling a microwave dinner a cooking experience. The adventure tag is just straight up fraudulent. You adventure nowhere. You sit. You watch. You cum. Maybe that's enough for some people but I wanted to at least pretend I was making choices. The captain doesn't need me. The captain doesn't even know I'm here.

• space
• spaceship
• rpg
• captain
• courier