Ktr F-Series 2

The purple man thing is weird, right? Like, you're just this featureless purple dude. No face, no nothing. I spent the first five clicks trying to figure out if there was a customization menu I missed. There isn't. You're just a purple blob with a dick, and Cattleya is there with those massive tits spilling out of her armor. It's from that Queen's Blade thing, I think, but the lore doesn't matter. What matters is she's on her knees almost immediately. The game is basically a position cycler. You get ten buttons, each one snaps her into a different pose. Missionary, doggy, her riding, some awkward standing one where her leg clips through his purple torso. The animation loops are short, like a gif that resets every two seconds. There's a speed slider that I cranked up, and it made the whole thing look frantic and stupid in a way that actually made me laugh. The sound is just one wet slapping noise on repeat, no music, so after a while it's just *schlick schlick schlick* in an empty room. I found myself muting the tab and putting on a youtube video about deep sea creatures. I don't know what I expected from a game called "big breasted whore Cattleya" but the dildo scene caught me off guard. One button just has her going at herself with a bright pink toy, glasses still on, looking bored. That specific expression, the dead eyed stare while she's doing it, was more interesting than all the penetration scenes combined. There's a cumshot button too, obviously, that just paints her face and chest with a texture that looks more like melted candle wax. I clicked it maybe thirty times in a row to see if it would layer. It doesn't, it just resets the drip effect. A real missed opportunity for a sticky mess mechanic. The whole thing is unpolished in a way that loops back around to being kind of hypnotic if you're tired enough.

• masturbation
• cattleya
• cumshot
• dildo
• milf