Fuck Town: Mischievous Applicant

My kid was looking at this on his phone, the screen tilted away from me at breakfast. I grabbed it. Now I'm here, on this site, trying to figure out what I just saw. The game is called something like Interview Model, and the whole thing is you're some hiring manager for a lingerie company. The woman, brunette, shows up and you ask her questions from a list. Standard stuff at first, why do you want this job, blah blah. Then there's a button that just says "inspect body." I clicked it. I don't know what I expected. A medical exam? No. She strips down to this black lace set, the kind that costs more than my weekly groceries, and just stands there while you click on different parts of her. Click the chest, she comments on the fabric. Click lower, she talks about the fit around the hips. The whole time she's got this dead eyed expression, like she's at the DMV, not getting felt up for a paycheck. The animation is janky, her arm clips through her own torso if you click too fast. There's no sex, not really. You just keep inspecting until the game decides you're done. Then she gets the job. The end. The weirdest part is the interview questions themselves. They're translated from something, badly. She says things like "I am having the ambition for your underwear." It's so awkward it circles back to being almost hypnotic. I spent ten minutes just re-reading her resume screen because the font was so blurry it gave me a headache. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon, the kind of project where the creator discovered a new physics slider for jiggle and just went nuts. Her breasts move like water balloons in slow motion, completely independent of any other body part. It's not sexy, it's a physics demonstration gone wrong. I deleted the browser history and didn't say anything. What would I even say? Stop playing games where the main mechanic is a poorly translated grope session? The music is a ten second loop of what sounds like elevator jazz. It's still stuck in my head. I keep thinking about that dead eyed stare, the way she blinks out of sync. This isn't a game, it's a cry for help from a 3D model.

• underwear
• lingerie
• interview
• model
• brunette