MrPinku: Dungeons And Morons

I don't know what I expected from a game called MrPinku but here we are, half my party wiped and the elf girl is making this face at me like I forgot her birthday. The whole thing runs on this weapon combination system where you match gear to the monster girl you're fighting and if you pick wrong, well, you're not getting lucky in either sense of the word. I spent way too long trying to figure out why the slime girl kept destroying me before I realized I was using a fire sword on something that's basically a puddle. Makes sense now. Doesn't make me feel less stupid. The dungeon crawling is barebones as hell, just click forward and things happen, but the fights have this weird rhythm to them. You're managing health potions between encounters and the game does not hold your hand about when to heal. First path opens up and suddenly you're getting jumped by three encounters back to back with no warning. I actually yelled at my screen when the catgirl boss pulled out a second phase. Nobody told me there were phases. The sex scenes trigger when you get the weapon combo right and they're animated in that specific flash game way where everything moves just a little too fast, like everyone's in a hurry to finish. Which is funny given the context. The humor lands about half the time. Some dialogue made me snort, other bits felt like they were translated through three different languages and then back into English by someone who learned it exclusively from memes. There's this one goblin who just screams and honestly same. The party system is there but I kept forgetting I had other characters until they died. Wish there was more variety in the enemy designs but I get it, it's a browser game from whenever this was made. Still, a mushroom girl? Really? That's what we're doing? At least the succubus fight had some actual tension to it, had to switch weapons three times mid-battle and almost ran out of potions. Almost.

• fantasy
• humor
• dungeon
• adult sex game
• mrpinku: