Altered Bloodlines v0.4

Altered Bloodlines is like if someone took a crime procedural, threw it in a blender with a soap opera, and then remembered it was supposed to be a porn game. You play this 37 year old FBI agent, right, and the whole thing starts after you rescue six kidnapped women. Sounds heroic. Then the game immediately asks if you want to grope your partner Sarah in the evidence room. Okay. Sure. Why not. The writing is weirdly serious for a game where every other scene is a chance to stare at some massive tits. It keeps talking about conspiracies and shadowy enterprises, like it wants to be True Detective, but then Luci shows up, this sweet romance option, and you're supposed to care about her feelings while also trying to bang every MILF and DILF in Boston. The 3DCG models are... there. Some faces look like melted wax, but the bodies? The bodies are where the budget went. Big cocks, bigger boobs, all rendered with the kind of loving detail that makes you wonder if the artist ever leaves the house. The groping mechanic is basically a minigame where you rub the mouse around until a meter fills up. It's not deep. It's not supposed to be. But there's this one scene with a detective, I forget her name, where you're supposed to be interrogating her and instead you can just reach over and squeeze her chest while she pretends to be annoyed. The dialogue is so bad it loops back around to being funny. "Agent, this is highly inappropriate." Yeah, no shit. The mobile version runs like ass on my phone. Frame drops during the sex scenes, which is the worst time for frame drops. But I kept playing. Not because of the story, which I stopped reading after the third twist about bloodlines or whatever. Because sometimes you just want to see a 37 year old FBI agent with a horse cock rail a suspect against a filing cabinet. And this game delivers exactly that. No more, no less.

• big tits
• big cock
• big boobs
• Mobile Game
• groping