Ino Yamanaka Fuck-a-thon Fuck

Right, so my kid somehow got onto this... thing. It's one of those flash game sites, you know the type, full of pop ups and weird links. He was looking for Naruto stuff, the cartoon, and ended up here. I checked the browser history, and this isnt the ninja fighting I remember. Its just Ino, the blonde one, and Sasuke. And they are not talking about missions. The whole game, if you can even call it that, is just them on a floor. His... thing is out. Its comically large, like a third leg, and the whole point is just clicking to make him shove it in her. Over and over. Her face is this weird mix of wincing and rolling her eyes back. The tag said something about her wanting it, a dream come true, but the way she’s gritting her teeth you’d think she stepped on a Lego. The sounds are awful, just wet slapping noises you’d hear from a sink drain. Theres no fight, no strategy, just watching the little bar fill up until the pixelated white stuff goes everywhere. A creampie, the site calls it. Charming. The worst part is how janky it is. The animation loops are so short it looks like a broken gif. His hips just spasm. It's like watching a broken toy hump another broken toy. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there was a different position or if you could play as someone else, but no. Its just this one repetitive, rough scene on the floor. The art style is that old, muddy flash look where you can see the anti aliasing failing on the lines. It's not even good at being bad. The whole thing feels less like a game and more like a single, glitchy thought someone had and then forgot to finish. Like, what was the point of even having the mouse click? You just hold it down. A very click and watch the disaster unfold kind of situation. No idea what the hentaikey tag is supposed to mean, maybe its a code for this specific brand of ugly. This is the kind of thing that makes you want to throw the whole laptop into a lake.

• naruto
• hardcore
• hentai
• ino yamanaka
• creampie