16 Holes

Right so the whole thing is like a weirdly specific puzzle game where you're dragging numbered balls into matching holes. 1 to 16. Sounds simple yeah? It is, until you realize the touch controls on mobile feel like trying to butter toast with a wet sponge. My thumb kept slipping and ball 7 went into hole 3 and suddenly I'm down a level and the blonde on screen is putting her top back ON. Which is the opposite of what we're here for. The model they used, she's got that real curvy look, proper thick in a way that reminds me of that one actress from that thing, you know the one. And the striptease is done in stages, 7 rounds of this ball-hole matching torture to get her fully naked. The dancing animation is... well it's there. It's like someone rotoscoped a video but forgot half the frames. Still, when she finally loses the bra in round 4 I forgot to be mad about the controls for a solid minute. The jiggle physics are surprisingly decent, not gonna lie. Actually no they're terrible but in a charming way, like a PS1 game trying its best. Wish there was more variety in the dance moves. She does the same little shimmy every single time and by round 6 I'm just staring at ball 12 refusing to cooperate with my fat fingers. The game's called something like Strip Puzzle Blonde on the site I found it, right next to about fifty other identical concepts. But this one has that specific early-2000s flash game energy that hits different when you're... anyway. The sound design is nonexistent which honestly might be a blessing. Just pure silence except for the soft click when a ball lands right. Very meditative. Very horny sudoku.

• striptease
• strip
• blonde
• erotic
• real model