The Lord of Time

Ok so the whole premise is you’re this big shot time lord, right? Faction Paradox, very scary, very powerful. But the ship crashes. Classic. And honestly the crash is like two sentences and then you’re just in a forest. I spent maybe twenty minutes clicking around the same three trees because I thought there was a hidden item. There wasn’t. The background art is just... there. Very static. You meet Liu Cheng pretty fast and she’s got that typical CG hentai look, big eyes, impossible chest, the works. She just agrees to come with you. No questions. I guess if a weird man fell out of a broken time ship into my backyard I’d have some questions but she’s just like ok let’s go. The time travel part is where my brain got a bit fuzzy. You jump to different points to build a civilization or something but it mostly feels like an excuse to unlock scenes. There’s a part where you go back to when the cult was strong and you’d think there’d be all this lore. But no, it’s just a room with a couple of people standing around and then a sex scene triggers with a doctor character. A doctor. I don’t know where she came from. She just appears, says something about a medical exam, and then her clothes are off. The anatomy in that scene is wild, like the artist just gave up on where her spine should be. The sounds are just one wet slap looped forever. I had to turn my volume down because my neighbor was in the hallway and it sounded like someone slapping a fish against a tile floor. I wish there was more actual traveling. You just click a button that says “travel to the known galaxy” and the screen flickers. That’s it. For a game about a lord of time you spend a lot of time staring at the same ship interior. The Liu Cheng scenes are fine I guess, the first one is in the ship’s control room and she’s very enthusiastic but the dialog is like “oh great time lord take me” and I cringed so hard I almost closed the tab. But I didn’t. The CG gallery is easy to unlock at least, no stupid grinding. Just click through the story and they all pop up. Some of the later ones are actually well drawn, there’s one with some tentacle thing that I wont spoil but it was the only time I thought ok, this is why someone would play this. The rest is just... boobs. Lots of boobs. If you just want a quick fap to some decent art and dont care about the time travel stuff making any sense, it’s there. The whole civilization building thing is never explained, you just get a progress bar that fills up after each scene. I still dont know what I was building. Houses? A space walmart? No idea.

• time
• cg hentai
• doctor
• lord
• travel