Era Hunter

The topdown quest thing works fine until you realize the redhead is the entire reason to keep clicking. Not the loot, not the skill tree, the redhead. Her sprite has this lazy smirk that somehow reads as both bored and ready to fuck, which is a weird combo but it lands. The hentai scenes are unlocked through dialogue choices that feel like they were written by someone who just discovered the word "moist" and refuses to let it go. Combat is whatever. You click, you mash, numbers go up, the usual. But halfway through a dungeon I forgot what I was doing because the innkeeper's daughter had a side quest that ended with her bent over a barrel. The animation loops, nothing fancy, but the sound design carries it. Wet slaps and these little gasps that sync up better than they have any right to. I sat there like an idiot just letting it loop while my phone buzzed with a Duolingo notification. One thing though, the map is a pain in the ass. You will get turned around in the forest area and there's no fast travel until much later. I spent ten minutes walking past the same three trees because the quest marker lies to you. Not a dealbreaker but Jesus. The fantasy setting is generic enough that you stop reading the lore by hour two. But then a scene with a witch happens and suddenly you're invested again. The game knows what it is. It doesn't pretend to be Baldur's Gate. You're here to see the redhead get railed and occasionally swing a sword. Fair enough.

• topdown
• fantasy
• quest
• rpg
• redhead