Whats her brassiere size

The whole thing is a quiz about celebrity tits. Not their faces, not their careers, just the boob size. You get a name like Carmen Electra or Britney Spears and three options, like A cup, C cup, DD. Pick wrong and the game basically calls you a virgin who never watched Baywatch reruns. Pick right and you get a pixelated jpeg of some random woman's chest that may or may not be the actual celebrity. It's like a horny BuzzFeed quiz from 2004 that somehow escaped deletion. The funny part is how seriously it takes itself. There's a score counter, a timer maybe, and this weird tension like you're on a game show hosted by a guy who definitely has a laminated list of starlets in his wallet. The "joke" tag is doing heavy lifting because half the answers are so absurd you laugh, then feel bad, then click again anyway. Pamela Anderson is obviously the final boss of this thing. If you don't know hers, what are you even doing here. Graphics are whatever, the interface looks like a GeoCities page had a baby with a spam popup. No polish, no smooth animations, just raw clicking and shame. I wish there was a mode where you guess cup sizes of random non-famous people, like your neighbor or a cashier, but that would be a different kind of lawsuit. The celebrity angle keeps it safe-ish, legally speaking. Anyway, it's dumb, it's fast, and it knows exactly what it is. Don't expect a story or even a proper ending, just endless boob trivia until you close the tab and question your life choices.

• funny
• joke game
• boobs
• porn game
• celebrity