The Naugthy Priest v0.3

This game is basically someone looked at the whole concept of religious corruption and said "hold my beer" then cranked every slider to maximum. You play this 52 year old priest with three nuns following him around like lost puppies, and I still can't figure out if the animation was made in Blender during a fever dream or if rendering the monster girl's massive everything just broke the renderer permanently. The jank is real but somehow makes the spanking scenes funnier, like watching a Source Filmmaker animation where the physics glitch at just the right moment during a titfuck and her torso does a full 360. Chef's kiss. BUT the mystery stuff in the crypt actually got me for a bit. You're poking around this abandoned church basement, mind controlling characters left and right, and suddenly there's actual lore trying to happen between the pregnancy risks and the BDSM toy collection. The pacing is like eating soup with a fork, one minute you're deciding if a young boy gets with his landlady or if you're keeping that milf for your own harem, the next you're deep in some animated creampie scene wondering if the priest's male domination kink is canon or just Tuesday. The sharing toggle is there but honestly the whole setup screams selfish bastard run and I respect that energy. Never figured out why the spanking minigame needed that much detail but here we are. The mind control mechanic lets you be the absolute worst influence on everyone and the game never pretends to be anything deeper than that, even when it randomly remembers it has a mystery plot. Some scenes loop weird and the nun with the biggest ass clips through her habit sometimes. Still hit restart like four times though so maybe that's the real power of Christ compelling me or whatever.

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