Goddess Peach anal drilled

The whole thing feels like someone found a Peach model, maybe ripped it from somewhere, and just... bent her over. That's it. That's the game. You got Toad, that little mushroom guy, and Bowser, and they just take turns on her ass. The animation loops. It's not even a good loop, her hair clips through her shoulder every third cycle and I couldn't stop staring at it. Why is her hair so stiff? It's like a helmet. A blonde helmet. You click to switch between the two dudes. Toad's dick is... I mean, it's a mushroom, right? So it's weirdly proportioned, kind of stubby. Bowser's is what you'd expect, big and ridiculous. The whole thing is just this one angle, this one scene, and Peach's face is frozen in this expression that's supposed to be pleasure but honestly looks like she's trying to remember if she left the castle oven on. There's no build up, no story. The description says she loves anal more than ever, but you just have to take their word for it. She doesn't look like she loves anything. She looks like a mannequin. I wish there was a button to make her, I don't know, blink? Or move her arms? Something. Anything. The sound is just one wet slapping noise on repeat. It got annoying after about ten seconds. I muted it and then it was just this silent, jiggly diorama of a princess getting drilled. Where's Mario? The description asks that. Who cares? He's probably off doing something more interesting. This is the kind of thing you open, watch for thirty seconds, think "huh," and then close. The blonde hair detail is the only thing they got right, I guess. It's very yellow. Very blonde. Very... there.

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