Pussymon Episode 58

The ring quest, right? That's what gets you into this mess. Zanya's like, find my ring, and suddenly I'm in a pussymon tournament. Not complaining. The whole thing is a furry fever dream where everyone's got tails and tits out, and the plot is just a clothesline to hang sex scenes on. Which, honestly, is what I'm here for. The art's got that rough, unpolished look, like someone drew it on a napkin during a particularly horny lunch break. Sometimes that works, makes it feel dirtier, more urgent. Other times a character's face looks like a melted candle and I lose my boner. You win some, you lose some. The throne room scene. Fuck. You're just walking by, and the Queen is going to town on herself. No build up, no romance, just raw. Next day she's sucking you off on that same throne. The dialogue is pure nonsense, something about royal duties, but who cares. The game knows what it is. Then Bridget wants a piece, then Val jumps in for a threesome, and it's like a porno directed by a squirrel. Just scene after scene, no pacing. I wish the tournament itself had more... game to it. You just click and things happen. I wanted to actually, I don't know, train my pussymon? Something. But no, it's just a backdrop for fucking. Which, again, fine. Princess Babette explains everything at the end. I still don't know what the ring was for. Zanya's girlfriend shows up, and she's hot, but the reveal is so rushed it's like the developer just wanted to get to the next cumshot. The whole thing is a mess. A glorious, sticky, poorly drawn mess. If they made a DLC where you actually battle with the pussymon, with some weird sex-based combat system, I'd be all over it. As is, it's a quick fap and a confused shrug. The Queen's masturbation scene lives rent free in my head though. So there's that.

• furry
• pussymon
• quest
• rpg
• hentai