Luke's Way v0.18

You ever just click through a game and suddenly your brain short circuits because the writing is actually trying? Not like, trying to be Shakespeare, but trying to be this weirdly sincere soap opera that happens to have more cumshots than dialogue scenes. Luke's Way. I don't know what I expected. The renders are that specific kind of 3DCG where everyone's skin looks like polished plastic and the boobs have their own gravitational pull, but after ten minutes I stopped noticing because the plot got its hooks in. Here's this guy Luke, new job, big city, and his first day ends with what I can only describe as a corporate team building exercise from hell. An orgy. A full on, everyone's invited, hope you stretched first kind of deal. And the boss lady, total MILF, just zeroes in on him like a heat seeking missile. They start this whole thing, she gives him a "free pass" which is basically the game's permission slip for the harem to unfold. Sisters, coworkers, random women who just sort of appear. The incest tag is there and it's not subtle, it's the kind of thing where you're clicking and then you're like wait, is that his... yep. Okay then. The sex scenes are animated, which is a plus, but the sound design is where it gets weirdly funny. The squelching noises. Someone on the dev team really, really focused on the wet sounds. It's like someone is mixing a bowl of macaroni salad aggressively. I couldn't stop laughing but also I didn't turn it off so what does that say about me. The pregnancy and creampie stuff comes in later, and there's a whole branching thing with a lesbian virgin character that feels like it was written by someone who just discovered the concept of tribbing. It's messy. The interracial scenes are there too, just thrown in like seasoning. Nothing feels balanced, the whole game is just this lopsided, horny fever dream where the male protagonist has the charisma of a wet paper towel but every woman wants to sit on his face. I kept playing though. The group scenes are genuinely impressive from a technical standpoint, just this tangle of limbs and jiggling. Anyway the anal scene with the boss in her office was a highlight, she's got this power thing going on and the dialogue is so deadpan serious I almost believed I was playing a real dating sim for a second.

• milf
• 3dcg
• virgin
• oral sex
• incest