You Only Die TWICE v.03

Brandi's tits have their own gravitational pull, I swear. The 3DCG models in this one are something else, especially when they get going. There's this scene early on where she's just... talking, but her chest is animated with this hypnotic sway that made me forget what the dialogue was about. Something about hacking. Who cares. The ahegao faces later on are properly unhinged, tongues out, eyes rolling back, the whole ridiculous package. It knows exactly what it is and leans into the absurdity. The writing is a mixed bag that somehow works. Lucian is a 20 year old "Seducer Agent" which is the dumbest job title I've ever heard and I love it. Kevin, his stoner best friend, keeps failing missions and nobody cares. There's a moment where Lucian gets a blowjob while receiving mission intel and the tonal whiplash is genuinely funny. The interracial scenes with Kadasia hit different though, there's actual tension there. She's this retired agent who was the best in the world and Lucian's desperate to know why she quit. The creampie finish during their encounter felt earned, not just thrown in. Which is rare for these kinetic novels where you're just clicking through. The oral scenes have this wet, slurpy quality to the animation that's both hot and slightly too much. Like someone added three extra layers of saliva sound effects. The teasing sequences drag sometimes, especially when you just want to get to the big ass action that the renders keep promising. And the humor can be hit or miss, some jokes land, others feel like they were written at 4AM by someone who forgot what the setup was. But then Larissa, the "seduction assassin" who apparently kills men after sex, has this scene where she's riding Lucian and the power dynamic shifts so suddenly I had to put my phone down for a second. The game doesn't give you choices, it's a kinetic novel, so you're just along for the ride. Sometimes that ride is a creampie with a woman who might murder you. Sometimes it's Kevin being useless. That's the deal.

• teasing
• big ass
• ahegao
• 3dcg
• Male Protagonist