Robin and Witches

The witch Samantha, right, she's got these massive tits that the artist clearly spent 80% of the budget on. They hang there like forbidden fruit in a sky kingdom, and honestly that's the first thing you notice before any of the plot about stolen princesses. Robin's this nobody who's supposedly in love, but the way the scenes play out you'd think his real quest is just getting his dick wet. The blowjob scene with the queen, fuck me. She's on her knees and the way her throat bulges is drawn with this weird attention to detail, like someone traced a snake swallowing an egg. Cumshot lands across her crown, which is still on her head, and that image stuck with me longer than any of the dialogue about darkness reigning. Gameplay is clicking through text boxes basically. You get these choices that don't really branch much, just funnel you toward the next lewd encounter. The witch fight at the end, you'd expect some big climax but it's just another scene where her tits are the main event. I kept tapping through on my phone during a boring Zoom call and the app crashed once, lost my progress, had to start over from the cloud kingdom bullshit. The princess herself is barely a character, more like a trophy with nipples. I wish the curse mechanic actually mattered beyond being an excuse for the witch to monologue while naked. What was I saying? The art style is deliberately rough, like sketches that got colored in a hurry. Some frames the proportions go wild, Samantha's waist could snap in a breeze. But then there's this one shot of the queen from behind and suddenly the anatomy is perfect, makes no sense. You'd think a game about rescuing someone would have more urgency but Robin stops for head like three times before even finding the dungeon. The witch's dialogue is cringey but her tits bounce when she laughs so who cares really.

• big tits
• cumshot
• princess
• witch
• queen