Summer Sesh

brb spending my entire paycheck on this quiz game like it's a limited banner. the gacha brainrot is real because i keep pulling for the teacher even though the rates are probably rigged. mrs. something or other, she's got that look like she knows you're failing geography on purpose just to get detention. the whole setup is answering trivia questions about countries and capitals and whatever, and if you get them right the clothes start coming off. standard hentai logic. i failed the first three pulls on purpose just to see what happens and honestly the disappointment animation is funnier than the reward. the classmate character is cute i guess but i'm only here for the teacher. spent like twenty minutes trying to figure out if there's a pity system or if i'm just bad at geography. spoiler: i'm bad at geography. the questions get weirdly specific too, like who knows the capital of burkina faso off the top of their head. ouagadougou. i know it now. burned into my brain forever because of anime tiddies. the art style is that specific kind of unpolished where the anatomy goes slightly wrong in ways that are somehow hotter than if it was perfect. one tit bigger than the other type beat. we've all seen it. the quiz mechanic is actually kind of addicting in that duolingo owl is going to murder my family way. except instead of learning spanish i'm memorizing african capitals for animated cleavage. the student reward scene was whatever, standard fare, but the teacher one has this whole "excellent marks" thing going on that hits different. she's got that disappointed mom energy that makes you want to do better. or worse. depends on your damage. anyway the game crashed once when i got a perfect score and i almost threw my phone. reloaded and it didn't save my progress. classic. still went back for more because i'm down bad for stern women with clipboards. the geography theme is so random too, like someone's fetish escaped into a edutainment game from 2004. no complaints though. back to grinding for that S rank pull.

• geography
• teacher
• mrs
• student
• hentai