Porno Bastards: Shaundi [v 1.3]

Right off the bat Shaundi is there, and my brain just bluescreens for a second because all I can think about is the Boss from Saints Row finding this file on a data stick somewhere in their crib. The whole setup is what you'd expect from a Porn Bastards joint, no plot armor needed, just click Next and the dialogue boxes shuffle along like a visual novel that forgot to hire a writer. Which is fine, nobody's here for the prose. The character model has that very specific curated look, huge tits practically defying the Z fighting in the render. What gets me is the customization panel stuffed in the corner. Bottom left, you can tweak her appearance and even the sex speed. I spent more time slapping different hairstyles on her than actually progressing the scene. The undress toggle is a nice touch but it feels a bit stiff, like peeling a sticker off a mannequin. There's a cumshot mechanic that triggers the big finish and the fluid looks like it was rendered by a completely different engine. It has that glossy, luminous quality that doesn't quite match the skin shading. The big cock here is massive to the point of being a parody, clipping through geometry if you cycle the speed too fast. Not a deal breaker, honestly kind of hilarious. Sound design is completely absent. I was tapping my desk with my fingernails just to fill the void while Shaundi's silent bobblehead mimed moaning. It's a weird sensory deprivation chamber of fap. The Saints Row connection is the only real hook, they just grabbed the purple aesthetic and her name and ran off into the woods. I kept waiting for a UFO to crash into the room or something. It's an efficient machine for one specific task, but I can't figure out why the cumshot texture is brighter than my future.

• shaundi
• big cock
• big tits
• undress
• saints row