Make em Tricky

remember that flash game where the cards looked like they were scanned from a photocopier that someone spilled coffee on? this has that exact energy except the coffee stain is a real life blonde in expensive looking lingerie giving you that look. you know the one. like she's already bored and you haven't even failed yet. the whole thing runs on this card matching system that makes zero sense at first. you're pairing suits but also the higher card covers the lower one and the sum becomes your trick score and i spent like five rounds just clicking randomly while she stood there fully clothed. the interface buttons are tiny. like actually genuinely hard to press on mobile. had me zooming in and out like some kind of pervert cartographer. but then something clicks. not in a profound way. just in a oh now i understand why i'm losing way. scoring higher makes her strip which sounds simple enough except the logic part is weirdly punishing. you think you're being clever stacking hearts on hearts and then the math betrays you. there's this one moment where i had a perfect setup and somehow still got outscored and she just smirked. a real model with real expressions that somehow sync up to your failures. that got me more than the actual stripping. don't know what that says about me. the card designs though. somebody spent time on those. they have this texture like old playing cards from a garage sale and the game never explicitly teaches you the strategy beyond the basic rules so you're just figuring it out while increasingly less clothing appears on screen. which might be the point. distraction as gameplay mechanic. works on at least one level i guess. you never actually see the suit symbols clearly unless you zoom in and i never did figure out if there's a way to skip animations between rounds.

• blonde
• strip
• erotic
• logic
• lingerie