Witch Hunt

The sorceress is back. Same one from that Witch Gang Bang thing, you know the one, tits out to here, hat barely hanging on. This time she's in some woods, and honestly the background looks like someone smeared green and brown with a thumb. Deliberate, right? Like a splatter painting that got horny. She stumbles on a zombie. One zombie. Lucky bastard. He's got that gray-green skin, one eye kinda melting, but down below he's apparently very much alive. The whole thing is a reflex game, you click when the bar hits the zone, standard stuff, but the animations when you miss are almost better than when you nail it. She gets this look on her face like 'oh no, not again' and the zombie just grunts. There's something about the sound design that's so flat it loops back to being hypnotic. Just wet slaps and her little gasps. The magic theme is barely there. She waves her staff once maybe, then it's all flesh and cloth physics going wild. Her tits have their own gravitational field, I swear. They bounce in a way that defies the otherwise janky everything else. The zombie's hands are just blocks with fingers suggested. But the focus is so intense on her expressions, her body. Like the artist spent eight hours on her left nipple and then gave the zombie a foot that looks like a potato. I wish there was more of the Dragon's Crown inspiration in the actual gameplay, maybe a potion mixing thing or a familiar flying around, but nah, it's point and watch her get wrecked. There's a moment when she loses her hat and it just floats in midair for a second before snapping back to her head. Glitch or feature? Who cares. It's hot. The whole thing is a mess, a sticky, unpolished mess that knows exactly what it is. A Halloween quickie you don't even need to download.

• dragon's crown
• halloween
• zombie
• arcade
• sorceress