Dating in Deep Space v0.3

Simon Seiyaz. Even the name feels like a parody, right? Waking up on a spaceship with nine women is the kind of setup that makes you roll your eyes so hard you see your own brain, but then you catch a monster girl with big tits doing an ahegao face in the corner of the mess hall and you just... accept it. The 3DCG is deliberately jank, like someone made it in a fever dream with a cracked version of Blender, and that's the whole vibe. It's not trying to be polished. It's trying to be a chaotic, horny space romp where the captain's log is just a list of creampies. The humor is what gets its hooks in. You'll be clicking through some stilted dialogue about saving the universe, and then bam, a crew member is doing an exhibitionism bit in the airlock for no reason. The teasing scenes are so blunt they circle back to being funny. I spent a good chunk of time just watching the male protagonist fail upwards, his face a permanent mask of confusion. The disjointed adventure part isn't a lie. One minute you're on the bridge, the next you're in some weird sci-fi dating sim menu that feels like it was coded on a calculator. The monster girl designs are actually kind of creative in a "what if we gave a slime girl triple Ds" way, and the parody elements are thick enough to chew on. But the ahegao. It's everywhere. Sometimes it pops up during a serious (lol) story beat and completely shatters the mood. The creampie scenes are the main event, obviously, and they're rendered with this strange, glossy sheen that makes everything look vaguely sticky. The whole thing feels like a scrapbook made by a horny alien who only half understands human anatomy. I kept clicking just to see what bizarre, unpolished thing would happen next. The teasing mechanic, if you can call it that, is basically just a series of escalating dares that lead to the obvious. It's dumb. It's messy. I forgot to save and lost twenty minutes of progress and I didn't even care. The space setting is just a backdrop for zero-gravity groping and it knows it.

• exhibitionism
• 3dcg
• monster girl
• space
• Male Protagonist