Ghost Plower

What even is hit detection in this thing? I spent like ten minutes trying to phase my ghost dick through a solid oak door. The description said the old owner croaked, perfect setup, big empty mansion. Now these spoiled rich girls book the place for a halloween rager. Champagne fountains, designer bags just tossed on antique furniture. And here I am, a horny ghost, clipping through walls. The display case in the trophy room really got me. Some heir's tortue collection, whatever that is. My spectral form just hovered there, watching this one girl adjust her costume in the reflection. The game lets you interact with objects to scare them, make lights flicker, but the timing feels like dial-up internet. You press the button, nothing happens, then suddenly a chandelier crashes three seconds late and she's already moved to the kitchen. Waste of a good jump scare. But when the arcade cabinet in the game room turned on by itself and she bent over to unplug it, the whole clumsy mess became worth it. The ghost can actually possess th

• ghost
• tortue
• arcade
• display
• rich