Chicks and Dicks 2

I don't know what I expected from a puzzle game with "big tits" in the tag list but here we are. The art is... there. It's animated, sort of, in that way where things jiggle but nothing really moves naturally. You know the type. The dicks are just kind of there too, like the artist got to that part and went "yeah that'll do" and moved on to the next boob. The puzzles themselves. Look, I've played actual puzzle games and this ain't it. You're basically clicking through variations of "match the shapes" or whatever while these anime characters stare at you with dead eyes. Found three of the five scenes so far and honestly the third one caught me off guard during my lunch break. Had to angle my phone away from the guy in the next cubicle. The ass physics are something else, I'll give them that. Not realistic but... committed. There's this one scene where everything lines up just right and you forget for a second that you're playing what's essentially a flash game from 2007. Wish they'd put half the effort into the puzzle design that they put into the jiggle mechanics. Some levels you solve by accident just clicking around. Others make no sense and then suddenly you're watching something that makes you clear your browser history. The whole thing runs in browser which is convenient I guess. No downloads, no evidence except your own shame. The fifth scene is apparently the big reward but I can't figure out the fourth puzzle and at this point I'm not sure if it's broken or I'm just stupid. Probably both. The music loops after like 30 seconds and I had to mute it before my soul left my body. Still gonna finish it though. For completion. Not because the third scene awakened something. Definitely not.

• anime
• puzzle
• big tits
• animated
• hentai