StripRPS v1.0

The whole thing is a rock paper scissors game. Let that sink in. The most advanced, galaxy brain strategy here is picking scissors when you think they'll go paper. And somehow, against all logic, my dick was still in my hand by the end. The art is this weirdly stiff 2D style, like someone traced over poser models but forgot to add any life to their faces. The girls have these massive, almost aggressively round tits and asses that defy physics, which is exactly what I'm here for, but the animation is so janky it feels like watching a slideshow made by a horny robot. There's this one footjob scene where her foot just kind of... phases through the protagonist's crotch. It's not good, but I kept playing. The whole premise is these two girls challenge you, some faceless male protagonist, to strip RPS. Lose a round, take off a piece of clothing. They lose, they strip. It's the most basic setup imaginable. But the domination angle kicks in fast. You're not just losing clothes, you're losing dignity. One minute you're hoping to see some pixelated tit, the next you're on your knees getting a handjob while the other girl laughs and calls you a loser. The dialogue is pure cringe, written by someone who learned dirty talk from badly translated hentai, but the sheer, unearned confidence of the humiliation text got under my skin. I found myself actually trying to lose on purpose just to see what degrading thing they'd say next. There's a group scene where you're just a prop, a set of holes and a dick for them to use while they make out with each other. The lesbian tag is mostly for their amusement, not yours. The interracial tag is there, I guess, if you squint at the skin tones. One girl is slightly tanner. That's it. That's the representation. Don't go in expecting some deep exploration of that theme. It's as shallow as a puddle. The real kicker is the exhibitionism. You're not just getting humiliated in a bedroom, there's this weird public park setting where you're getting a footjob on a bench and the background is just a flat, empty green. It's so half-assed it loops back around to being hilarious. I wish the RPS had some kind of tell system, like a visual cue you could learn, but it's pure random chance. Pure, stupid, horny chance. And I'll probably open it again.

• interracial
• stripping
• point and click
• amp
• handjob