Strumpets: The Adult Brothel Game [v 2.64]

Right, so the menu screen is basically a spreadsheet with tits, which I respect. You got these girls, right, and they're all broken in different ways, stats like "submission" and "technique" that you gotta pump up. It's not a dating sim, it's a factory. You're not wooing anyone, you're optimizing wetware. The first girl I got, I think her name was Lily or something generic, I just threw her into the cheapest room and spammed the "oral training" button until her jaw stat was maxed. Felt like I was playing a really fucked up version of a tycoon game, like Rollercoaster Tycoon but instead of puke you're cleaning up other fluids. The pixel art is deliberately shit, like someone drew it in MS Paint while horny, and the animations are maybe three frames on a loop. It's perfect. The sound design, if you can call it that, is just a wet slapping noise on repeat. After ten minutes it burrows into your skull and you start hearing it when you're making coffee. There's no voice acting, just these little grunts that sound like they were recorded on a laptop mic from 2005. I wish there was a mute button for just the squelching, but there isn't, and that's probably the point. The whole thing is this grimy, unapologetic loop of upgrading ass and tits to sell to faceless clients. You get a client list, they have fetishes, you match the girl with the right holes

• adventure
• tpg
• rpg
• simulator
• brothel