- pickup
- HI ★3.9
- hawaii
Meet and Fuck Hawaiian Vacation
- Rank
- #41
- Rating
- 3.9 / 1
- Plays
- 282,035
- Added
- 2018-05-24
Twenty minutes from the plane and my cock is already stirring in these stupid tourist shorts. The airport terminal hums with that lazy island air, and there she is. The baggage claim goddess. Blonde hair that catches the shitty fluorescent lights like she planned it, tits that the bikini top is barely containing. The game puts you right there, no bullshit menu screens, just this woman and a prompt: introduce yourself. The pickup system is basic as hell. Choose a line, watch her react. But here’s the thing, when you nail it and her pixelated mouth curls into that smile, something sparks. Had a moment on the beach later, her oiled up and bent over a towel while other vacationers just... don’t exist. The animation during the hard scene looped a bit janky, her big boobs clipping through the sand texture once. Actually made me laugh. But the sounds, fuck. Those wet slaps and her little gasps. Made me forget I was clicking a mouse for a second. The whole scenario feels like a fever dream from a 90s porno mag left in a timeshare. No plot about saving the island, no currency to grind. Just the fantasy of walking off a plane and into someone. Wish the text boxes wouldn’t cover her face during the close ups. A toggle for that would be a simple fix. And a DLC where her friend from the hotel bar joins? That would absolutely destroy me. They hint at it. You see another girl by the pool in one frame, just scrolling her phone, and I clicked her like a dumbass hoping for a secret route. Nothing. So you get the blonde, completely, and the game doesn’t apologize for that tunnel vision. The sex gets intense, her body shaking from the fucking with that exaggerated jiggle physics cranked to eleven. Felt a little hollow after, you know? Like eating a whole cake. Satisfying in the moment, but you’re left staring at the crumbs on the plate, which in this case is a static image of a Hawaiian sunset. Whatever. It did what I needed it to do. Going back in now to see if picking the asshole dialogue options changes anything in the cab ride scene. I bet she still fucks you anyway.
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